At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a
call from a drunk guy asking what time
the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers
the clerk. About an hour later he
gets a call from the same guy, sounding
even drunker. "What time does the bar
open?" he asks. "Same time as before...
Noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again,
plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins
at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon,
but if you can't wait to get in, I
can have room service send something up
to you."
"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna
git OUT!!!"