Physics humor
One day, a group of physicists was invited
to a party.
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When Archimedes
heard about it, he was so buoyant that he jumped out of his bathtub and
announced the news to everyone.
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Coulomb had to charge
him with indecent exposure.
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Newton initially did
not move, but once he forced himself to go, everyone else seemed to also
gravitate towards him.
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At the party, it was found that
Watt was the most powerful speaker.
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Young, on the other
hand, tried to be coherent but interfered with everyone else.
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Ampere talked mostly
about current events which Ohm
tried to resist.
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Lenz tended to oppose
anyone who tried to change his ideas.
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Tesla had a magnetic
personality but not as wide an area of influence as Weber.
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It was heard that when Faraday
and Weber got
together, they can sure generate a lot.
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Meanwhile, Becquerel
was beaming with activity.
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Hooke also had fun because
it was an extension of his natural self.
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Pascal didn't enjoy
much because he was under a lot of pressure.
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Bernoulli was less pressurised-his
secret was to move quickly.
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Shy de Broglie
just stood at one corner and waved to everyone.
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Rutherford formed a
close nucleus with his associates, he doesn't like scattering.
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Avogadro was counting
the time: six on Oct the 23rd, he said.
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At the food table, Thomson
was seen to enjoy only plum pudding.
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Planck tried to grab
food in quanta,
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but Bohr
would only allow him to take certain levels.
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Careless Milikan
dropped his Italian oil dressing.
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Hertz went to the buffet
table every second,
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while Farad (short for Faraday)
preferred to store things up.
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Hall probed into everything
on the buffet table
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but Celsius just
went for the ice and the steam.
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As for Kelvin,
he had absolutely zero intake.
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Boyle and
Charles gave a lot of gas after eating and
claimed that it was only ideal.
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Einstein protested that
everything is relative.