Top 10 ... Computer Viruses in India

10. MR COFFEE VIRUS -

Reduces operating speed substantially .. claims that real pleasure does not come in an instant.

9. SURF VIRUS -

Hides all your data .. and keep's saying "Data Dhoondte Reh Jaoge!".

8. AMITABH BACHCHAN VIRUS -

Makes your computer think it is brand new and attempts to sell itself to the user .. endorses BPL products on the screen saver.

7. BAL THACKEREY VIRUS -

Renames all applications after it's relatives.

6. BJP VIRUS -

Allows user to run only Swadeshi Programs.

5. MANEKA GANDHI VIRUS -

Allows only vegetarian users to access the machine. Non vegetarians may log in only as animals.

4. SESHAN VIRUS -

Obstructs the operating system claiming that user environment is not friendly for free & fair operations.

3. KPS GILL VIRUS -

Tries to pinch the user's bottom as soon as the user's back is turned.

2. SUKHRAM VIRUS -

Invades through telephone network and attacks your PC. Tranfers all your money from your account to a modest 'palatial' house in Mandi !!

1. P.V. NARASIMHA RAO VIRUS -

Corrupts the entire system, but claims innocence when detected.