The following are new Windows messages
that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
1. Smash
forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter
any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press
any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press
any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press
Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6. Close
your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command
or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This
will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Windows
message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10. This is a message from
God Gates:"Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11. To "shut down" your system,
type "WIN."
12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted...
Cereal port not responding.
13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert
cup in cup holder and press any key.
14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...
Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15. File not found. Should
I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank
the cat? (Y/N)
17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF:
Incompetent User.
18. Error reading FAT record:
Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not
found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20. User Error: Replace user.
21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 -
;Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N);
22. Welcome to Microsoft's
World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
23. If you are an artist, you
should know that Bill Gates owns you
and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
24. Your hard drive has been
scanned and all stolen software titles have
been deleted. The police are on the way.